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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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