Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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