- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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