- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

And Stephen Hawking said.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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