yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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