- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

A car walks into a bar.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

I'm hungry.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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