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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

And Stephen Hawking said.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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