- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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