how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Robin, get in the car!

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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