- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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