Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

No antijoke here.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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