- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??