Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Stop. Seriously stop.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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