- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

A man was shot. He died.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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