guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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kk

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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1d

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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