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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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