What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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