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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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