- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why? Why not?

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why didn't he finish his

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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