- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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