whats 7+4? 74

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Womens rights.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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diarrhea.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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