- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

WNBA

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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