- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

The holocaust

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

gingers

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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