- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

N-E Pats never cheated

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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