What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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