What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Mahmy

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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