One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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I asked her where you were.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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