penis in the camel

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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a black man pays his child support

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Heskey time.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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