- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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