why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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