A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Horse.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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