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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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