Rick Perry.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

France never surrender.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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