"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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