- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happens when you wake up inception

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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