why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Goat balls.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Diana and victoria

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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My nipple is bleeding

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Anti Joke

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