A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

The economy.

The AIDS patient was gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Yah? Well your a ********

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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