- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

make me a sandwich!

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Winking at old people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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