What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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France never surrender.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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