Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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My nipple is bleeding

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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