what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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