Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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