Poop.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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I like turtoes.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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