- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Netball.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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