what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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