Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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