- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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