Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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