- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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