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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What long black and tasty? Licorice

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Stephen Hawking

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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