- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Alchohol.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Your Mum is soo fat.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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