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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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