- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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