Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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