- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

copy me and i will kill you

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