Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Get some flipping new jokes people

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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