silver bullet?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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