What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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