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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Anti Joke

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