- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

taking out the trash... at night

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

flavin's head

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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