- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

the WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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