What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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